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Vampire [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

TIL stingrays can sting you even if your name's not Ray

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TIL stingrays can sting you even if your name's not Ray

Vampire [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Big [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    1 month ago

    Stingray named Finger:

    friend-visitor-4

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    I learned this from my favorite show, Everybody Stings Raymond

  • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Also, it’s less of a sting and more of a stab so Stabray

    • Vampire [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      why? Ray’s lovely, he makes me tea

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      oh he’s so cute, and his haunches are so powerful. I’ll name him Stabros Halkias

    • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      Well Stabanyone as previously established

      • microfiche [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        equal opportunity stabbin

  • ghosts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    doubt

  • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Ay, we got a new Steve Irwin over 'ere.

    “I should be fine with this little fella, because my name is Steve…”

    HARD CUT!

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    They hide beneath the sand, lying in wait for Doug.

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    Wtf I thought I was safe

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    Lesser known, unpopular prototype before Blu-ray

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    Thank you steve for showing everyone what happens when you make a career out of annoying wild animals

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    I heard they only discovered that after the Irwin tragedy

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    They can even make a movement to sting you if you’re not in a linear path to their tails.

    Stingsquiggle didn’t sound as good though.

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    seems unfair

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