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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 小时前

It is what it is

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It is what it is

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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 小时前
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    3 小时前

    Babe ❌

    Ex ✅

  • Starik@lemmy.world
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    7 小时前

    They already share a checking account. Seems like marriage is just a formality at this point.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Not when it comes to paying that bill it ain’t you’re on your own, dipshit

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    This is upsetting in several ways.

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    8 小时前

    Run away Babe. Run away.

    • SayCyberOnceMore@feddit.uk
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      If Babe is the kinda person that demands a 15k ring, then they’re not the one that needs to run…

      • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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        They deserve each other

      • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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        No evidence that Bade “ demanded “ one that expensive though.

      • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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        But we KNOW that not Babe spent $15k. What we DONT know is that Babe demanded a $15k ring.

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    I wish I had 15k in my checking account

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
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      Well I have not 15, not 16, but 17 whole dollars in mine.

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      Gotta stop with the avo toast and Starbucks, then you’ll be there in a matter of weeks.

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      $15k, even if you have it, is way too much to leave sitting in a checking account. At the very least invest it in something with high liquidity like the VOO

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        the VOO

        Is that something for very excited people with a speech impediment? 🤔

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          Sounds like a haunted investment.

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        I’m convinced any excess I get my house or car know about and conspire to drain it as fast as possible. They’ll fail even when they worked completely fine before I had that money.

        Looks like you got a nice $2k bonus… be a shame if this radiator suddenly burst and even the mechanics can’t explain why. Must have been a factory defect.

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          You gotta spend it as fast as possible before it can get sapped away.

          Savings and investments are for born winners. The rest of us gotta grab what we can when we can.

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        Invest in AI!!

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    Sorry, honey, I just wanted to make breakfast

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    'Cause if you like it, then you should’ve put a ring buffer on it

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      She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.

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    Soon to be CrashGitHub Copilot users too.

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