Had me in the first half

I’m pretty sure this comm is for brewing beer not homebrew package manager

Zero chance he’s not concussed at least

This cunt should be on the front line

I think familial relationships are often romanticized in movies. I always see siblings act like they are best friends with each other and in my reality my brother and I are just two people. We like each other but I wouldn’t say he’s my best friend and I don’t think he would say it either.

Yet another reason I want to move to Spain

Money

I’m interested in how the rocks taste

Pretty sure I saw the new IT guy digging around in the trash

I had a Nutella croissant recently and that was pretty damn tasty too

Still pissed the bears traded him

How many fucking accounts are you going to make and post this shit mocking innocent people’s deaths?

Not quite. Western NC is overrun with Floridians who are complete ass at driving

Every single driver in Florida

Life uh uh uh uh finds a way

I just hope I get to hug my dog again

Sopranos > The Wire

Absolutely loved widows bay! Cant wait to find out more in season 2

Spend what you can afford. Diamonds aren’t that special, maybe consider a stone that means more to your partner.

I refused to ask my wife’s father for permission to marry her. She is not his property and tbh even if he had said no (he wouldn’t have) I would have asked her anyway.

Haha TIL