Ibuprofen?

My body laughs at OTC meds… Except for my stomach lining.

Well, better get started with the usual then… Picks up pickaxe… Can someone point me in the direction of the stomach lining?

Looks like

Until you are inevitably dissolved and diluted into your most useful parts, and then they too are consumed, before the eons-old cycle continues as it has, concurrently, to untold millions of humans for half of their lives, ad infinitum.

cough

I will always upvote Bobby