Hmmm, can you expand on this? Not sure I understand.

Okay first we need to get rid of all males, not sure I’m gonna survive this part of the experiment.

Or maybe they just want their kids to have a successful life? (in the traditional sense)

Anything for science

A convicted murder, who was also suspected of being a serial killer, …

You mean not enough lead?

Female bears with no cubs to protect, practically docile.

But usually plastic bottled.

Better be a Clydesdale!

What about identical twins?

No, Beard is the one without the beard.

Cause this will certainly end all gambling.

The dreams I’m unaliving

It’s cause she doesn’t have the slightest notion of what it’s actually like being poor.

Look at me in my new TOY^^esl OTA

Next thing you know, he’ll be tearing down the border wall.

Cause we’re too stupid to already know…

Yup, there’s an alleged epidemic of fentanyl pouring through our borders, and we have resources to save lives. But that isn’t their goal.

F.L.A.V.O.R

Freshness- make sure to bring something fresh to your wasteland dining experience!

Layers- you’ll need layers of flavor to impress this chef!

Aroma- a pleasant aroma will draw you to a meal before your first bite!

Value- good food is expensive in the wastes, but you can still find a great deal at the right price!

Orderliness- no one wants the kitchen to be a dive bar, a clean orderly kitchen is a necessity post apocalypse!

Refinement- having a well crafted and unique dish will definitely impress!

Considering the US is going back to the 1800s, no better time to start treating the Irish like shit again.