I love betting on natural disasters! 
dystopic as fuck. like yeah lets bet on the end of the fucking world instead of fixing it. late stage capitalism ass shit.
Kalshi lets you predict storm landfalls, temperature records, and more.
Predict.
my guy says the parley for a Hurricane named Joey to flatten lower Manhattan & Ravens to win the next superbowl is the fucking lock of the century.
he was able to predict this by using his previous Kalshi winnings to do so much cocaine he could see into the future.
i was unaware what the spice actually was
Spice but it’s Coke and also it only makes you prescient for sports betting
This is actually an amazing development. Remember that in any and every casino, the house always wins.
Billionaires have long used the media to promote narratives and ideas that benefit the ruling class.
Now they’ve entirely cut out the middleman and can directly monetize their disinformation.
Federally regulated
Federally
regulatedskimmedFTFY
canceling my insurance and betting on an accident every month
Person taking the other side of that bet
If you can’t even bet on widespread death and destruction are you really free?
libertarianism at its finest
This is good news for me
As long as I can get my Wacky Weather-Control Windmill up and running
Heinz? That you? Perry has a few choice words for you… well, chatters, really.
i have a couple of concerns about this. first, i believe its very addictive and can ruin peoples lives, especially this kinda betting on anything. my uncle lost a house in a casino so i have some experience with gambling addiction. second, with this kinda betting on anything, lets say the us nuking iran or some major catastrophe that would kill thousands or even millions of people, it is much more dangerous because some people who do bet on this might also work a job that gives them the opportunity to in this case launch nukes straight at iran. idk it seems very dangerous to me and it could destroy the world as we know it, but hey thats the worst case scenario i think.
