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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 个月前

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 个月前
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    Is the middle hoop for holding the fleshlight?

    • Err(()).unwrap()@lemmy.world
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      Looks like the ejector switch. Imagine trying to scratch your balls mid-mission and immediately shooting out of the plane pulling break-your-fucking-spine Gs.

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        Better than ripping your arms off cause they’re sticking out, it’s put there to make you tuck your shoulders in but pilots who’ve ejected do have measurable spinal compression.

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    Once it’s in safe mode, just remove the en-US pack and install one of the European cultures instead. Gets rid of ads, but you might lose copilot too and I don’t know if that’s a good thing in this situation.

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      Don’t worry it’s a single seater, if you’re hearing voices behind you that’s a different kind of problem.

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      No, you got it completely wrong. The first thing to do is remove the French language pack with rm -fr /.

      • Rusty Shackleford@programming.dev
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        Por supuesto y con gusto.

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    Delete system32

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    I’d be so mad if the last thing I saw before plummeting to my fiery death was that stupid smug little sad face and a BSOD

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    Hang on, I’ve got a Fedora boot stick on me somewhere…

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    Blue Screen of Defence War

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    they do use linux LynxOS-178

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    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

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    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    Just install linux bro, it’s not that difficult. You’ll have to compile the F-35 drivers from source, but that’s just the cost of having a reliable system.

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      Wouldn’t it be handy to have a *Live*USB at hand?

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        The pilot should check if that yellow striped cable is a lanyard for a USB.

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          “How to remote into F-35”

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    closed as duplicate

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