Purple Rain…in the rain, yeah

Kendrick last year is a solid #2 though, that was a more savage beating than anyone in shoulder pads took

I loved every minute on the field and still like watching the game, but the NFL is a terrible organization and if I had kids I don’t think I’d want them subject to all the concussions I got over the years.

Start with a BB gun, then a .22, then up. A little pocket knife to stick strangers that try to grab them might be a good idea too, you’re acting like commenters are being histrionic but these nazis are literally kidnapping and murdering people in broad daylight

Cmon man the Sox Bruins Celtics or Pats haven’t brought home a trophy in like 10 years, can you imagine what that drought feels like?!

There was a pretty sweet jet flyover if you’re into aviation…

I was rooting for the Pats, and if we’re gonna start shooting at the stormtroopers then Boston is a good place to start, again

I tried hiring myself out as a distraction for people just before they hit the ground but the air horn and firecrackers aren’t working, maybe I just don’t have the legs for it

Turkey had a problem with Russians invading their airspace.

HAD

I don’t know if the glass is currently up to spec but the old crown vics with the interceptor package are quietly tanks

I’m a proud graduate from the Terrence Howard school of math.

I guess they haven’t asked me or it’d be 91%

An engineer called Roger Boisjoly knew about the gasket problem and warned management, they launched anyway. I’ve always felt terrible he had to live with that

Or black to do this, although you’re just called a Panther

The satire isn’t obvious anymore, I did for a minute too

It’s your duty as a human. Think of it as pest control.

They’ve declared war, it’s time to start making ice melt

One time I was both fine and dandy for about an hour, but nobody asked how I was!

Good first step, now make him write “I will eat my calming banana instead of getting angry” 1000 times on the chalkboard like Bart.

YES!

Let’s all refer to him as an African immigrant every time he’s mentioned, cause all immigrants are bad right? What’s good for the goose…