I use one called AuroraWatch. The notifications are fairly configurable.

I always thought curtains was referring to eyebrows.

So ban everyone from everything. I like it.

Can we round it up to under-30s?

Still, nice to have a male role model around.

It was just before 5pm here. It’s correct on average.

Bang on schedule!

The one their mother sends them.

“ Encompassed by violent street gangs, neglectful parents, bullying teachers and a dearth of positive role models, a studious but emotionally abandoned kid turns thug.”

Sounds like a right laugh a minute, but I’m going to watch it. Thanks for the recommendation.

Just found one for £1800 plus shipping. I don’t want to collect them that much.

I’m happy for it to just be a pleasant memory.

I don’t suppose the seller also has a 20th anniversary Macintosh? I remember seeing the adverts for them when they were released, and I’ve lusted after them since.

Hamster. Like a mouse, but wireless.

It’s obviously just for entertainment, has anyone claimed otherwise?

If I wanted to watch something for an accurate historical representation of Scotland, I wouldn’t ever have even thought of putting The Traitors anywhere near the top of the list.

I’d rewatch Trainspotting.

*paedophile

I mean you’re not wrong, but I’m fairly sure it’s “until death do us part”.

A really, really old Save icon.

Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!

Brave of you to assume we’re any better educated.

Because racists like him.

At this rate you might get to see a couple.