It will never cease to amaze me that "don't bring your always-on personal recording device into the poop and nudity room" is treated as some kind of a hot take

30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

It will never cease to amaze me that "don't bring your always-on personal recording device into the poop and nudity room" is treated as some kind of a hot take

NSFW

deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

I wish my FBI agent could smell my shit.

Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Reading this naked, on the shitter

chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Where else am I supposed to post?

Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Jokes on you I want the whole world to experience my glorious shits too

ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

If my assigned :fedposting: cannot handle me at my worst^[1], then my assigned :fedposting: cannot have me at my best^[2].

pissing and shidding ↩︎
pissing and shidding and fardding ↩︎

came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

i am a documentarian.

tithonis [she/her]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

I’m livestreaming the entire time I’m shitting or farting or pissing in public. The other people in adjacent stalls always thank me for the commentary I give them. What’s the issue here, exactly?

sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 4 months ago

You’d hate Poop Maps

Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Are we talking about those google glass things? Have those come back?

Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net · 4 months ago

Zuck is giving it a go this time.