This might be pro-potato propaganda from big potato to drive up demand after the potato market crash in Europe. I’m gonna make mash with mine.
Total and complete domination by the Arian race ?
They aren’t doing their job. Guess I need to up my dose.
Wait til u hear what they find in the humble poppy
You can’t make French fries out of a poppy
Does this mean we could genetically engineer them to produce enough for an adult dose?
A potato a day keeps the psychiatrist away.
Latvians hate this one trick.
Nanograms / gram.
So just eat about 1 million potatoes daily.
Challenge accepted 😋
They call dogs mans best friend, but we ignore the humble potato. Have they been with us as long as canines? No. That’s why they’re putting in so much effort to fufill our every need.
One day you’re going to wake up and realize you love your potatoes. That they love you. The entire time, you’ll know what you need to do. It will hurt, as it always does, as you boil and mash this tuber that was once your closest companion, but in return, they will give you a full days nourishment and only ask for a little more butter this time.
Thanks to the andeans who gave us the potato
I love my dog, but I’ve never had to clean potato vomit out of a carpet at 3 am.
Lemme make a pot of mashed potatoes and get extremely drunk. We can change this.
Vodka, right?
How about a dog vomiting up raw potato? Cleaned that up yesterday
Are we sure this isn’t because of local contamination or something like that? Are we sure this is actually naturally occurring?
Monsanto has entered the chat.
You jest, but… likely profitable.
It’ll take AT & your Simon to Solve this paradox when DuPont gets to this show.
it also happened with tramadol before (different plant)
I first believed a “potato tuber” to be something similar to a v-tuber, but it’s a potato.
What’s a v tuber
Inhabitant of vt.social: https://vt.social/public/local
Virtual YouTuber. A digital avatar.
Oooh like that peanut guy
It’s a root vegetable that only exists in the blockchain
Me too 😭 We’re so cooked chat
We’re so cooked
The important part for us potatoes is how we’re cooked.
I mean, those do exist
Like that fucking peanut
Eat potatoes and chill out.
I thought potatoes just made me feel good because they taste awesome… 🤔
Makes Danes talk funny
Implying they don’t talk funny all the time :p
The power of the potato, my friend.
…plug?
Trip Tucker and Malcolm Reed used mashed potatoes to plug a hole in their shuttlepod once.
Potatoes are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
