They’ve been lying to us. If it’s big enough to swallow without choking then let uour gastic juice’s deal with it it’s what therefore
I love to cook a nice hot meal and then put it in the blender and drink it with ice yim yum
You don’t need to drink your smoothy you just open your gullet and pour it in
I use a smart funnel to protect my enamel and it is long enough to reach my stomach so like even better. The funnel came with AI and it describes the tastes perfectly.
Teeth are too expensive to wear them out with frivolities like chewing.
It’s cheaper to puree your food between two Rolex watches. (Like I assume my dentist does)
I save time and energy by vaping all my nutrition
Bean juice vape he’ll yeah cuz
Pro tip: you can reduce energy in take and lose weight by not chewing.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/07/130715134643.htm
Hooray!
lean your head back and let it slide down your throat hole like a snek
I once saw a gif of a seagull swallowing a rabbit whole
I’d probably puke if i saw that irl
It’s one of those “can’t look away from a traffic accident” things lol
And just like traffic accidents, if you rubberneck it causes more rabbits to get swallowed whole by seagulls
Someone needs to do something!
the chewing is the bit i enjoy though…
if you like your chewing you can keep it
Are you an Electronic Printing Telegraph? Because you’re spitting fax right now
