Yes, that is why the [sandwich / coffee / cigar] you made was so good

I could fix her

Sons and daughters, this is the modern military

I appreciate your help but this post is like being gifted a cool toy that doesn’t come with the batteries lol

Dang hippies wouldn’t let me read that without giving them my money

I hear some immunodeficient people are still stuck in March 2020

🙏

EE +1

I can finally print the bone throne of my dreams, thank

From the densest boroughs of New York City to the most rural trailer parks of Alabama, let it be known: there will be sex

Hmm, I’m used to unapologetically crazy women

Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on

Indeed I have

“They went back into the water” - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

I have considered the evidence

Looks like the man’s living the libertarian dream to be honest.

I bet he paid for a private road to his house too

Edit: Skill issue not having private fire services on speed dial already, unless he was counting on the gubment to save him from fires‽

Ha, and Scientists actually want us to Believe this‽

Sears Tower

Well of course, that’s the point of being in a captive audience, like at the movie theater or airport. At least they aren’t bleeding you for $8.50 for the same bottle. Makes it hurt a little less if one of your treats in life is watching a game, and someone needs to start the precedent of slowing down the momentum of overcharging for basic goods

MAHONEY!!!