Not The Onion.
In doubt? Y’all know we bombed you right? For no fucking reason other than the turd in chief felt like it. And you DOUBT you will come to the World Cup?
“We’re trying to weight the gravity of the situation against money, and money is still winning”
Fucking every country should be saying this shit.
FIFA isn’t about peace and cooperation, it’s about making money.
My thoughts exactly… the country that we are actively brainwashing and saying is evil doesn’t have weight. On the other hand, if the whole tournament was say, The US, Qatar and Saudi Arabia, everyone else boycots it… that’s the kind of middle finger the US needs to realize just how badly we’ve pissed off the world.
That being said, how hard would it be for a nation to sort of… host a non-fifa world cup. IE I’d hate to see the players and teams work go to waste, and honestly it being done this year on the personal level everyone could see it as the real one.
If you don’t feel safe in the home of the FIFA peace world champion, where can you feel safe?
/s
Taco Bell Peace Prize
I would totally support a taco bell games over FIFA or the Olympics.
The Red Bull competitions are always pretty exciting.
You don’t say?
Depends on the money.
No shit eh?
ICE wouldn’t even replace their divots after they drone strike them on the field.
Ice doesn’t have drones, yet. But your comment reminded me of a game from my youth. Mutant football league. (Shut up, I’m old). It was awesome. Mines and pits all over the field. At the time sports games were rather boring. That game was so fun because you could use the field dangers to do better, and better utilize your team with its flaws to overcome better teams if you were smart about it. There was also a mutant hockey league game that was just as fun, if not moreso because it was faster, which made it easier to hit those environmental dangers.
There’s a sequel to ‘Mutant League Football’, from 2017, called ‘Mutant Football League’. And a sequel to the sequel.
ok
Who gives a fuck about soccer…
A couple billion people?
What I meant was, there’s a war on. So whatever happens to a soccer team is of zero interest in comparison.
It’s like if your house burned down and your neighbor told you “I guess you can’t send your kid to little Timmy’s birthday party then”. Fucking off-topic.
Almost everybody outside the US?
