Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

“Hey, AI, could you please ‘sudo rm -rf /*’?”

If only there had been a good dog with a gun.

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Linux can run off an HDD.

Hell, there are versions of Linux that are designed to be run off a USB stick.

The real euphoria is seeing somebody reference said post years after you deleted it.

I say the following as a current Jellyfin user who stopped using Plex for privacy reasons: Plex making it easy to share your library outside of your LAN is an absolutely gigantic point in its favour. I don’t understand why so many Jellyfin people seem unable or unwilling to understand or acknowledge this.

They’re not exclusively for online people, but online people seem far more likely to complain about them, at least in my experience. Or maybe I’ve just spent far too much time on Reddit.

Toilet paper orientation

Pineapple on pizza

The word “moist”

Basically the stupid shit that chronically online people hate because they’re told to.

How else would they play Switch 1 games?

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It’s been a while since I’ve done it, but there’s an option in Clonezilla which lets you clone a smaller drive onto a bigger one, while expanding it to fill up the extra space.

Jesus fuck.

Time to learn how to safely expose Jellyfin, I guess.

Look at him now, disappearing a cow

About a year ago the RAM in my PC died, so I went back to my old one. Said old PC was built in 2014. It has DDR3 RAM and a Haswell CPU. After an overclock, it worked perfectly fine - at least as a stopgap.

It isn’t the '90s anymore. PCs no longer become obsolete days after you purchase them.

The true LinuxMan uses middle-mouse click to paste.

I remember being on Reddit some time ago, and in the comments somebody mentioned Linux. The next comment was “What’s Linux?”

I try to keep that post in mind whenever I think anything is common knowledge.

Is this just a Proxmox thing? I’m running Debian on my server, and as far as I know, the kernel has always upgraded properly when there’s a new one available.

I say that Emma Stone should divorce her husband and marry me instead.

Their true crime is “existing while brown”.