mfw i’m out of cups

Glargaghaghaggagghhaagghhagagagaggah

It’s been a few months

The faucet is labeled “lies” and the cat is labeled “the New York Kkkrimes” and the plastic colander is labeled “the armed lifeboat strategy” and sink swallowing the bottom third of the cat is labeled climate change and the pipes in the background are labeled “heavy handed reference to Terry Gilliam’s Brazil”

PSA: Cats instinctually like to have their water source located far away from their food, because killed prey can contaminate water. That’s usually why cats drink out of the kitchen sink (or deepthroat the faucet, in this case).

Its 3am and you’re thirsty.

ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Same

Thirsty.

Me after eating the habanero ramen.

Yum, fluoride!*

*this joke not available in Utah

Me after waking up from a random midday nap

Cat.

“After licking up the lead paint, Mittens proceeded to throw up a metal pipe several minutes later.”

direct and unfiltered

gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck