Goron Mamdani would make us eat rocks
The only rock I like is salt and I shouldn’t eat a whole clump of it
Goku Mamdani
The Zora are often depicted as racist elitists, the Gorons are chill as hell
It took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize they were just variants on Tolkien style elves and dwarves (with Kokiri being the Hobbit expy)
I posit a secret third thing (Korok Mamdani)
Goron Mamdani would put a stop to the pathetic “weak scrawny Mamdani” memes the right was pushing. They might even come to like him because of it
Zohran Kokiri
Cuomo thinks he’s finally safe, but then Goro Mamdani appears from under a large traffic cone.クオモちゃん〜〜〜❢
Gorons are based, zora are often cringe
Not always but often
Goron Mamdani’s got my vote any day
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