I have a functional gastrointestinal system
if badposting had its own taglines
Humblebragging over here
Do not give him tips to avoid such situations. This user is jair bolsonaro actually
BAD POST (comrade, get thee to a dietician!)
I will contibue to eat garbage until my fatty liver gets cirrhosis and i finally am relieved from this mortal plane
You just made a bad post worse. Congrats.
Slow suicide is the way true quirked up white boys do it
Thy body, thy choice
The “opening that one dam gate that hasn’t been opened in years” sensation. Very explosive
I call this constirrhea
Me too until I went vegan. Now I’m smooth as butter every single day baby
sorry sweaty, shidding out your doo doo butt is “fascist”
I’ve heard that called a corkscrew
Consistent fiber intake will cure this. Easiest way is to take some Metamucil (or anything similar) morning and night. Otherwise what you’re experiencing is basically slow more normal bowel movements followed up by fast unprocessed stuff right behind it.
I want to eat mpre vegetables because theure yim yum but i always forget i have them and they rot because terminal tiktok zoomer dexteroamphetamine gamer adhd brain and i hate driving and shopping and cooking and everyrhing and im a big crybaby who shita his doo doo ass and fart braaaaaaaap
(Srsly tho thabks for the advice)
Yeah I mean eating veggies/beans or whatever has got a lot of fiber is preferable but sometimes you gotta just supplement. I can barely miss a single high fiber meal without IBS and nasty shits, supplementing just ensures things go through you correctly. Also having nasty painful shots also puts you at increased risk of colon cancer so it’s best avoided at any cost
I remember that chapter from Alive.
