Cosmo, wanda, i wish these guys’ blood was replaced with sulphuric acid

Dont even try. We’re all fascists, deep down. Just end us all

I like patting boletes like a little dog

Of course it does

Squnny

Yeah she sprolly cool about it

Mmmmhhnngg… im so… uurrp… full and sloshy from… hng… m-microplastOOUURRRPSSS

Idk probably

Im writing my own manifesto, a mox of Arachno 🕷 Communism, world FEDeralism , and environmental storytelling .

“From pig to balls, the poop has no borders” is one of the quotes im gonna have in it

She’s cool

Nono you dont understand the feeeedssss got him

Shes really fucking stupid im not worried

She’s a Democrat neo-nazi “white seperatist” who believes in LGBT rights and marched in multiple Neo Nazi rallies, but also marched for George Floyd. Absolutely incomprehensible politics

I mean thats what i do ahen im not at work

Child " goo goo ga ga i like moster trucks and fire trucks"

Random guy: “You are an enemy of christ.”

What the fuck why are you making me break rocks i thought you were just gonna put on the outfit and have sex noooooo my safeworderinoosss

Now the feds will have to read my poorly written furry smut.

He turned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

When you wipe your ass at work poke your fingers through the toilet paper, dont wash them. Then offer ICE a handshake

A bit hot innit