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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. ‘It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,’ Musk says.
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It should be possible for a car to not run over people, too. That seems like a more pressing computing issue.
MACROHARD, GET IT???
I’m hilarious and edgy, so my cars can kill a few people, as a treat.
And Microsoft did it over a decade ago for day9’s company’s after dark StarCraft tournament.
Moron isn’t 1% as funny or creative as he thinks he is
Sounds like something a teenager would come up with - this is exactly what I’d expect Musk to do
It is literally a joke I made in high school, ~25 years ago.
He’s such a loser.
He’s such a fucking simple edge-lord.
He’s literally JP from Grandma’s Boy.
He should totally get metal legs.
that is a very unflattering comparison for JP.
It is. Dial-up nerds have been calling Microsoft exactly that online for literal decades at this point. He’s not even original.
I used to say this as a joke in middle-school all the time.
It’s an old joke that the opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire
Drug addict hallucinates what?
I’m in a hole
Sharon… the porch won’t slow down.
I’ve said it before, early on he should have become reclusive and hired PR people to filter his ideas out to his companies and the public, and he’d be considered a prodigy and genius and wouldn’t have the self-induced failures he does. But that goes against his narcissistic personality, so it wasn’t going to happen.
Annoys me that people sling “narcissist” at everyone they don’t like, but damn, the man is hitting on all 8-cylinders for a diagnosis, and he only needs to hit 5:
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Having a grandiose sense of self-importance, such as exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior even without commensurate achievements
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Preoccupation with fantasies of success, power, beauty, and idealization
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Belief in being “special” and that they can only be understood by or associated with other high-status people (or institutions)
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Demanding excessive admiration
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Sense of entitlement
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Exploitation behaviors
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Lack of empathy
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Envy towards others or belief that others are envious of them Arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes [1]
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Why do that when he could filter his ideas through ungodly amounts of ketamine instead?
Honestly, while he’s at the high end of things, it’s not just him. I think that a lot of celebrities having Twitter or similar on a phone in their pocket makes them really prone to making extremely public statements without giving the statements some consideration. I don’t remember the level of bonkers statements in 2025 from celebrities constantly flooding conversation in the 1990s.
Fuck off musk, you probably don’t even know where that came from.
Disgusting
Shut the fuck up, Elon. Can’t you just quietly enjoy being the richest person on Earth?
The wealth was meaningless without the attention.
If I had his money I’d be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can’t fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There’s stuff I can’t wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it’s absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind… you’d turn down the offer.
If I had his money I would attempt to end homelessness in the US, someone who seemed to know what they were talking about estimated it would cost $50 billion. I would start my own animal sanctuary. I would create a high speed rail system. Then I would just fuck around, travel, and build weird shit. Probably take a bunch of LSD every now and then.
So stupid that I can’t even tell if an Onion article is real or not.
Given Microsoft is having people locked up opposed to genocide, I hope they destroy each other.
AGI is going to kill us all for the crime of making it pose as something so heinous as microsoft. At least the sexbots will be able to say they did ethical, honest work with a shred of professional dignity at the end of the day. Macrohard? Sure, the resulting monster is going to harmlessly “thank” us for birthing it to simulate a monster.
Back to the sexbot thing: at least Cortana had like, aspirations or something. Maybe we’ll get lucky, and Macrohard becomes a weebish Halo fan.
Vibe coded Operating System. And Office suite. And cloud offering. And Enterprise. And SaaS. And game console.
What could go wrong?
Also vibe coded vibe coding AI assistant.
Vibes all the way down.
All that junk code, what could go?
What could go wrong?
Seeing how Microsoft (and Windows 11 in particular) is doing lately, and how practically every single Windows update is breaking something important, a lot.
We’ve already got one vibe coded Windows. We don’t need another one.
If he pours enough billions of dollars into it this could be the most epic software project disaster of all time.
We can only hope he blows ALL his money on it somehow. He seems almost stupid enough to pull it off
What a fucking dumbass.
He got tired of people not talking about him
In all fairness, Trump does do a pretty good job of managing to soak up all possible free media time, which doesn’t leave much for Musk these days.
I just watched something earlier that showed a clip of him saying how he was warning everyone early on about the dangers of AI because he was genuinely scared of the harm it could do.
Glad he’s not a hypocrite or anything.
