This is adorable, gut included.

From my experience, removal was more painful than insertion (I’m on #3), but regardless - how is this just now an issue?!??

Can’t wait until hurricane season starts in just a couple weeks.

lmao

Sync is awful and definitely not isolated.

It’s been awhile since I ate an onion. But today that streak was broken. Goddammit.

• Dozing Don

• Slumpin’ Trump

My grandmother made the best okra gumbo. Haven’t found anything like it since. Damn. It’s not cold outside but I want some good okra gumbo now lol

Native English speaker who’s been trying to learn French formally and informally for years and every time I open my mouth I just feel like I’m taking a chainsaw to the language as a whole.

Slippery mfs indeed.

*Melanie, per Trump.

I would argue that being trans or gay isn’t actively harming anyone else just like being cis or straight isn’t. There’s no difference.

Holy fuck that’s awful

Fucking hero

This is the way.

I have no doubt that this is a good thing and will improve quality of life, however just the concept itself is the stuff of nightmares.

Teeth…just there….growing….

Holy shit that is wild.

What the fuck….that’s some gestapo level shit right there. I don’t know what the answer to this is but it needs to come quick.

fetchez la vache

A true scholar of history and the arts, I see.

That’s interesting. I’m also in the US and have never heard it used in this context before. Learned something new!

Measure of a Man IIRC, fantastic episode.