“Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.” Honestly, I’d rather be pelted with oranges than ever read that again.
“… And by those organs I mean my pre-frontal cortex, responsible for long term thinking, and personality construction”
Orange… man… good?
The only way to stop a bad guy with a Device That Shoots Oranges is with a good guy with a Device That Shoots Oranges
No, you need an Apple gun.

There’s no comparison really
Shooting apples at doctors each day is a good way to keep them away.
INFINITE TANGERINES ON THE TEENS! NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
God forbid a guy have a hobby
What if he’s actually saying “No tangerines in the park!” while providing people with fresh oranges but they’re too dumb to catch them and just get hit instead?
Mitch playing the long game for when your perp ends up in therapy…
You all are a bunch of olds
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Yeah we young cool people don’t even call them oranges any more, old nerd. And I’m not going to tell you the hip new slang term for the fruit
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A skibidi sphere is an apple

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Sorry no pdf files here

Citrussy
close, it’s an ouchrange.
Real Orange Man
maybe memes was the real badposting all along…
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There’s something about this that reminds me of those You Know When You’ve Been Tango-ed ads they had in the UK back in the 90s.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Dudes rock
the wagner battalion has some interesting ideas about PR…
Orange Kid aged poorly but at least he perfected the Suporma
Sick reference
Orange you glad he wasn’t shooting bananas?













