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As funny as this is, it’s also wrong. China’s top imports from the US are fossil fuels and turbines. Then agricultural products. Optical and medical equipment, airplane parts, and circuits are also high up there.
China just stopped fossil fuels imports from US, they can get fossil fuels from Russia instead, I imagine they’re actively working on substituting all other imports with domestic versions or ones from friendly countries. For example, China also just cancelled Boeing orders.
- https://www.benzinga.com/news/global/25/04/44860334/china-cuts-us-oil-purchases-by-90-boosts-imports-from-canada-to-new-heights
- https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-04-21/china-stops-imports-of-us-lng-amid-trade-war-custom-data-shows
- https://www.bangkokpost.com/business/general/3006447/boeing-begins-flying-back-planes-refused-by-chinese-airlines
Those rare earth minerals looking an awful lot like potatoes.
Wait shit where’s the sorghum coming from now, how am I supposed to survive without cheap baijiu.
Just drink kerosene
It would probably be better for my health
