I’ve been following a base defence plan:
- Watch every UFO invasion movie
- Don’t live in the cities that are shown being destroyed.
Especially, don’t be anywhere near the statue of liberty.
You’ll be fine, thank me later.
Also don’t live anywhere requiring a bridge crossing or an island. That said I live on Long Island within eyeshot of Statue of Liberty. I’ve accepted my fate
I think I have been nuked. Oh wait this might be heartburn, sorry.
I used my microwave that counts right?
No that’s just hot pocket levels of micro radiation. Maybe if you put spicy rocks in it first.
My Geiger counter is beeping occasionally, even though I’m hiding in my basement. Is… Is this the end?
Technically ATACMS also includes the “short-ranged” balistic missile category.
Well that’s why I woke up in a smoking crater. God dammit.
I know exactly who will give me a reason to send this within the next week
Admin from lemmy.ml basically summed up in a comic, definitely check out his profile for sequels
https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968 Under replies
The one reply he says US is Balkanizing Russia is hilarious, the stretch these Russian bot farms make
This guy is a literal moron, you cannot frame the world from a settler-colonist mindset and tell me with a straight face that “Russia Good”, “China Good”.
Thats not anti-facism, socialism, or anti-imperialism, thats just anti-US.
Thats not anti-facism, socialism, or anti-imperialism, thats just anti-US.
Their entire thing in a nutshell. It’s flat Earth theory with geopolitics, they believe the opposite of what everyone else does for the sake of it; the communist stuff is just decoration.
It’s only imperialism if it comes from anglophone regions that don’t pretend to be socialist. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling hegemonic expansionism.
that’s campism
I called him a tankie and sit at 5/5…
Link for anyone curious: midwest.social | lemmy.world | sh.itjust.works | discuss.tchncs.de
Apparently he didn’t like being called a tankie
Wow you found that fast
Its like the 6th comment down on your profile m8
Job ain’t done till they instance ban you lmfao
One of his recent replies (under 1h ago):
You’d think the West would have taken it seriously after Crimea was annexed. But even after losing most of Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kherson, there are still imperial core labor aristocrat clowns like you, still failing to read the room.
His handler needs to tell him to tone it down. It’s just too unbelievable
He’s basically taking advantage of his position in the only instance where a Lemmy dev is present as admin (who probably isn’t aware of what this admin has been up to, maybe), to spread propaganda, it goes from Chinese propaganda narratives to Russian propaganda, his profile is full of it and he replies quite often, I wonder how he has so much time…
I see you’re new. The two main lemmy devs are tankies themselves
Whew, thats disappointing… I didn’t know, thanks for the heads up!
Sure is! I’ve heard some are working on a compatible fork to get away from the platform being dependent upon them; not sure where that stands though.
from what i understand, they dgaf about other instances
Aristocrat clown rides into the ring in a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow, 100 clowns pile outta that beast. You’re in good company here. I want to be Hobo Clown With the latest iPhone.
wait, then in this case who gets to bomb
BelgradBelgorodMoscowIf Russia drops a bomb, then NATO immediately deploys conventional bombs with their own air force on all Russian forces in Ukraine, and China/India both sanction Russia (which basically means the whole world is sanctioning Russia, since nobody will want to piss off the USA and EU and China and India - even NK might sanction Russia).
In other words, if Moscow drops a nuke then their military and their economy both disintegrate.
If Russia drops a single nuke, everybody.
That’s the thing, no one wants to break the ice at this party.
Not nuked yet but if I gotta choose between being nuked for standing behind some pretty reasonable principles, or living and allowing some strong arm bully to do whatever the fuck they want under that threat, I guess I’ve found the hill I’m willing to be nuked on
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But I got better. It was really just a little nuking.
It turned me into a newt!
That’s called a microwave
Got nuked this morning once, and three times this afternoon!
You got nuked or you got newted?
You’re supposed to wait for the microwave to turn off before you grab the burrito out.
Couldn’t get the front panel back in c tiktok
Damn it! Author missed a perfect opportunity to spell it “materiel”.
Not sure what I ate but I just nuked my toilet. Does it count?
I haven’t been nuked and woke up to go to work. Where are your warheads when I urgently need them?
Literally on fire right now. 🔥
I am feeling a bit chernobylite…
