Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?
The Assman
Asses to asses, butts to butts
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Cake day: October 7th, 2023
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Aggressive negotiations
161·7 months agoNever stopped him before
You don’t have to be so dramatic.
Yeah, he’s on first
5·7 months agoI’m just hanging out but thanks
9·7 months agoOh no! He’s hot!
Insurance ceo, the worst kind
This is what living in America does to the brain
You either need to do more or less drugs. I’m not sure which.
107·7 months agoHumans aren’t going to stop reproducing just to conform to your deranged fantasies
“everyone who has kids from now on is selfish and evil” statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
Seek therapy
30·7 months agoIn Russia they just kill all the opposition leaders. It’s much cheaper that way.
Maybe I was, maybe I wasn’t.
And now I’m dropping them in the chipotle bathroom
Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake
How many people have insurance executives sent to an early grave?