This never should have been a thing in the first place, but huzzah

He sees you sitting there in the most comfortable chair, he covets it and despises you for making him feel this way

Somebody got a kickback for pushing that island deal through

Every time I’m hopeful, every time I’m disappointed

Sure, whatever. Say that capitalism is bad and America is a fascist dictatorship or I’m going to downvote you.

That’s 1%. $300,000,000 would be 10%.

A skirt with pockets is something you earn in battle

Pretty much. Sometimes I’m still surprised how deranged people here can be.

Patacón

From what I understand, yes, saving money by reloading is largely a myth these days. Especially if you’re accounting for the cost of your time. But it sure does protect you from shortages!

The chad reloading vs the virgin retail consumer

I think center right is Lauren Sanchez. Somehow that look got her married to the third-richest man in the world.

I’d better leave this open in a tab so I can come back to it later

You guys we have to find Sophia

Latin America is the future

Unable to resist, compelled to dance

On a long enough timeline, every list becomes a linked list

In my experience, yes. Theanine might help with the anxiety if taking less/no caffeine isn’t feasible for you

Mrs. Potato Head: [to Mr. Potato Head] I’m packing you an extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes, just in case.

Anybody who doesn’t miss Disco has no heart, anybody who actually wants it back has no brain