He’s been in power for a year and a half, not everything that’s wrong with the country is his fault

Don’t forget about merchandise

100f is 38c, 120f is 49c

It could have been worse

God damn it

If I’m bored, sure. Otherwise it’s to the nearest 5 minutes

Prime Video has dialogue boost available under language settings now, I hope the others follow suit

They can’t keep getting away with it

This sounds like something a man would say smh

Or immediately if you have a child together

I don’t think an existing conspiracy is necessary, it’s just a cheap way to help protect yourself and others against something that could happen one day.

Hunter-gatherers must have been real mad when agriculture was invented

Laugh it up, funny boy. I know that even my six month old gets called up and sent to Afghanistan I’ll be ready and you won’t.

Great, so they screw up their country and we’re supposed to just let them into ours?

Best I can do is a greyhound bus, take it or leave it

Doctor, this man is dying! Put him in the reverse osmosis machine, stat!

Why would I call an ambulance? If it made sense for it to come it would already be here

Yeah so don’t get on the planes that are going to crash. Obviously.

Make it unleaded, though, because it’s for a kid

You know what else is blue? The Conservative Party of Canada. Coincidence? I’ll let you decide.