And I’m not cheeto-man

Word salad word salad nothing meaningful blah blah blah

  • somename [she/her]
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    412 days ago

    She keeps getting in interviews where the interviewer really is just trying to set it up for her, giving her the most obvious questions you’d need to answer, ones you’re supposed to have a good answer for, and she continues to fumble it.

    How is she this bad at politics? It’s honestly astounding! Just make something up, for fucks sake! Biden ran on curing cancer!

    • Dessa [she/her]
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      It’s like she’s answering every question blind. How do you not have a boilerplate question for the most common question from a friendly interview? She makes George Bush sound clever! Biden’s brain is half rotten and even he can muster a more relevant answer!

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    582 days ago

    For example, my economic policies, think of it and I have named it as “creating an opportunity economy.” It’s about things like investing in small businesses. I love our small businesses.

    OMFG EVERY DEMOCRAT IN THE LAST TWENTY YEARS HAS RUN ON HELPING SMALL BUSINESSES THIS IS AS SAMEY AS IT GETS

  • Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]
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    “please, you must listen to me! i’m literally a wholly different person,” kamala pleads as the orderlies are wheeling her away.

    in the dim room, the tears of desperation finally break free. in the mirror, joe’s dessicated visage contorts into a hideous grin.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    I’m not Joe Biden

    That means you’re better than Joe Biden, right? anakin-padme-2

    jokermala

    That means you’re better than Joe Biden, right? anakin-padme-4

  • miz [any, any]
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    And so when we think about the significance of what this next generation of leadership looks like – were I to be elected president – it is about frankly, I love the American people and I believe in our country. I love that that it is our character and nature to be an ambitious people. You know, we have aspirations. We have dreams. We have incredible work ethic. And I just believe that we can create and build upon the success we’ve achieved in a way that we continue to grow opportunity and in that way, grow the strength of our nation.

    word salad

  • Wertheimer [any]
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    272 days ago

    chrissy-explain They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? ‘Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible. Even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin’. jokermala

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    “the difference between joe and i is that we’re two different people. he’s joe. i’m somebody else. you see, where his family named him joe when he was born, when i was born-- in a completely different location years later, my parents named me something entirely different. my name is kamala. we are different people.”

  • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    I’m so glad she’s out and about speaking

    I was afraid they’d have the good sense to lock the candidate that flamed out before she could lose her home state in a bunker until election day