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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Anon Meets Love

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Anon Meets Love

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • papalonian@lemmy.world
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    As soon as the random guy gave Anon his full name and I realized it was the second name we were given I knew it was gonna be some stupid song lyric

  • neatchee@lemmy.world
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    What is Luv?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      Bay bee don’t hurt me

    • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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      I finally watched the original music video and I’m unironically into the song now.

      • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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        And that’s okay because it is a great song!

        • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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          Full strong agree

    • DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml
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      _> Luv used to date a girl named Mi-do. _> They broke up when he was still fat, but he still cared for her _> He heard that her new boyfriend was verbally abusing her _> Luv confronted him and said _> Don’t hurt Mi - no more!

      • neatchee@lemmy.world
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        So… What you say is… Luv love Mi-do? But do Yu know Ai love Yu?

  • qarbone@lemmy.world
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    Fuck you.

    Been ages since I fell for one of these.

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      Yu*

    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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      I caught on as soon as it said the Asian dude’s name

  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    Shot through the heart.

    • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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      And you’re to blame

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      And Yu’s to blame.

  • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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    I didn’t know dad jokes were allowed on the Chan

  • algorithmae
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    I haven’t got got like this since like 2007

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    GenX humor

    • balderdash@lemmy.zipOP
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      Hey, these are the greentexts that Lemmy wants. People here downvote racist/xenophobic/sexist/homophobic/etc. posts. So, yes, this post is an innocuous dad joke. If you think you can do better, then post something yourself.

      • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        They may have meant it maliciously, but I took it more as just pointing out the group of people most likely to get it. Older millennials like myself get it too, as I’m sure some genz and gena get also, but due to the song coming out when I was 2, I’d expect genx in general to be more familiar.

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      Can confirm.

      Source: Found it funny. Am Gen X.

  • xantoxis@lemmy.world
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    Oof. I feel like I just got shot through the heart. I blame you, OP

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    I want my 30 seconds back.

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    Well, at least the fake joke name is an actual name this time.

  • 🩸Bloodmouth🩸@sh.itjust.works
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    I really thought it was going to be, “Luv Chin Yu is easy cuz you’re beautiful.”

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    Ohh jeeeez

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    Why ProJared?

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