Had to pull out after an hour and a half expedition, what a trip

I’m not sure if I’d be able to stop myself from scratching out some of the letters to turn it into “Fugly”

That kinda sounds like Rimworld

YouTube is notorious for lossy compression on uploads. You’d lose a lot of data

You have four different sizes of mattresses? That’s interesting, I’ve never been in a house with more than 2 sizes

This may come as a shock to you, but one can drive a sports car not like a jackass. Statistically, the vast majority of drivers of sports cars drive them completely normally.

should practice ligma instead

If you’re getting a car that old, it better be a Toyota or Honda.

If your current car is starting to have issues, a car that’s 7 years older will have even MORE issues

If you don’t think Apple is profiting off your data for advertising, I have a bridge to sell you

According to all known laws of aviation…

This cat has a side quest for us!

You know you’re old when you see “Artist unknown” and yell out that it came from Something Awful

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My closest regional hospital is a steaming pile of shit. I’d gladly go to the slightly further one that is not a steaming pile of shit if asked.

With what funding to pay the lawyers with?

Everything new is built as cheaply as possible to reach ever-impossible year on year profits

I am truley sorry for your lots

I miss her.

They’re actually forward slashes 🤓

Depending on what they’re attached to, this could be a tremendous deal