Anyone under the age of 50 will be executed by the Slop AI

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1710 days ago

    On the plus side people with a multi-torso fetish are living in an unprecedented golden age of plenty

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    10 days ago

    deng-stoned stoner shower thought: everyone is conjoined twins, it’s just that most of us are perfectly joined at the middle so we look like one person think-about-it

    spoiler

    why did the soyjak grow a 5 ‘o’ clock shadow and eyebrows in the 2nd frame

    • QuillcrestFalconer [he/him]
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      1210 days ago

      everyone is conjoined twins, it’s just that most of us are perfectly joined at the middle so we look like one person

      Actually happens to a not insignificant percentage of twins, one of them ends up absorbing the other. This can result in an individual with two sets of genetically different cells (if they were heterozygotic). This is called biological chimerism.

      • @Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml
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        210 days ago

        My lil bro ate his twin in utero. I never thought about the fact that he might have two different genetics in there. Hmm…

    • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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      why did the soyjak grow a 5 ‘o’ clock shadow and eyebrows in the 2nd frame

      Over unionised soyjaks means that this one went on a two week holiday before they drew the second frame smh my head

  • Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida [he/him]
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    10 days ago

    Where are all the ai Minion memes though? I want to see some conjoined minions with a catty quote that expresses Nana’s wish for the school nuns to come back and beat her grandchildren with a ruler for paying too much attention to their damn phones. Why don’t they call her if they’re on the phone all day long?!

  • motherofmonsters [she/her]
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    810 days ago

    Due to budget optimizations and redundancy cuts, the ai playground will literally be just a constant wash of dopamine while a single image of a boob strobes stimulating your ocular nerve

    Alternative title: I have no peen and I must cum

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    510 days ago

    youd think the booba would help but my visceral reaction to conjoined twins is still to gag

    luckily i never run into any conjoined twins irl but goddamn it sucks my buddy showed me the video of those girls playing basketball and it made me throw up just a reaction i have no control over

          • @BlueSquid0741
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            510 days ago

            I had a friend years ago who was freaked out by little people. One day we were outside the library and a little person walked past in a crowd, and she just started crying.

            She didn’t have anything against them, and she always was worried she’d make them feel upset, it was just a weird response thing in her brain or something.