Lara is wearing somewhat sensible clothing for the tasks she is performing. Oh wait no she needs to be tank top booba short shorts fighting a bear made of 3 triangles sorry
No it is a signal that she is a GIRLKISSER who wants to have SESBIAN LEX
She’s literally as gay as Elster from Signalis
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LARA CROFT IS SERBIAN THE BEAR IS SERBIAN LESBIANS ARE SERBIAN LESBOS IS SERBIAN
At least she’s fighting for a good cause. To destroy the wrong shaped bears.
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Straight people brainworms strikes again
I love the notion of womanly gays and manly lesbians. It’s so widespread that I can’t really blame this person.
After all, if there’s one thing lesbians don’t care for, it’s women!
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Truly a testament to the unimaginative nature of anglos. So is the slur itself. It’s not even a portmanteu, it’s just two simple, seemingly opposite words slammed together.
s-slur?
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ahhh
That reminds me of my dad being as homophobic (auto correct really wanted hemophilia out of that word) as he felt was progressive in the late 90s and felt it was odd that gay dudes might act femine and same but masculine for women but that came up way less because why would you behave like other gender if you wanna attract dame gender. Which I really wish I had the current terminology and knowledge to really really make fun of him for that one at the time, especially if it was coming from me at age 10 or so. Apparently dude wasn’t a homophobe but strictly anti twink and didn’t understand gay dudes who weren’t Tom of Finland illustrations, which is pretty funny. Anyway, he’s over it and pretty fucking chill about stuff despite having genuine old dude not understandings, he also knows he doesn’t have to understand a person to treat them half decent. I forget why, I think it was shit talking my dumbass cousin thst I brought up her Harry Potter adulthood and mentioned JK Rowling being a transphobe and both of my folks view was not understanding why anyone would be bothered by someone else transitioning cause it doesn’t affect you in a y meaningful way and it’s weird to boil someone down to a gender, whether cis or not. Which was weird to hear from my mid sixty year old parents who generally aren’t that eloquent.
went and actually watched the video because I wanted to be angry I guess. Literally just a thinly veiled excuse to hate women who don’t perform femininity for men. Like, she keeps saying how this lara looks terrible because she doesn’t have a full feminine figure. Like, why is that what you value miss lady? You won’t enjoy being a doll for shitty men in 15 years when they stop being attracted to you.
Any woman who does not base her womanhood around sisterhood is a danger to everyone around them.
Edit: I went through her video history and its super clear that she took a drop in viewership the moment she started dyeing her hair. She has devoted her youtube channel to enforcing patriarchy’s discipline upon the free expression of women and queer people. The moment she made the slightest step into her own self expression the leopards started eating her face.
Also she has the charisma of a cardboard cutout. She made so much room for patriarchy she forgot to make room for herself.
The irony is, she’s got a pretty similar figure to the Netflix version of Croft there, she puts a long sleeve button up on, bam, pretty much the same but gothy-er
None of these women understand that the men they cater to actually want to reinstate pants laws.
Is the woman on the right wearing pants? Because she’s basically wearing that outfit if so.
Am I crazy? I can’t tell if the woman on the right is the video creator or another example of “generic lesbian design”.
Similar accessories with the necklace and choker, too. I’m losing my mind - she’s virtually dressed the same if she throws on a jacket
Just checked. It’s the woman from the video. And she has a life-size Lara Croft statue in the corner of the room next to a fake giant stick of butter for some reason. Also getting some weird accent of her like French Canadian or Israeli. It sucks either way. Oh, she’s doin’ bible streams too. She suuuuucks.
lol, she’s on the “Carnivore” diet and droppin’ slurs. Nerd-fascist loser.
I do wonder how these women grifters feel about their job and audience. She must get so many fucked up and creepy messages from her “fans” describing explicitly exactly what they want to do to her, and if she wants to keep her grift going, she has to pretend that it isn’t creepy as shit and act flattered by it. Does she actually believe the bullshit she spouts? Surely she should reconsider considering how toxic her own audience is, she’s “one of the good ones” right now, but if her audience got their way, it would be Kinder Kitche Kurche for her.
It comes up from time to time, part of their brand is to be sort-of single and sort-of available, but they’re advocating getting married and cranking out kids and talk about relationships a lot
Isn’t Lara Croft canonically lesbian?
they super heavily implied it in the 2013 reboot but never made it explicit iirc
“The masculine dress,” she repeated, as if not quite comprehending my meaning. “Do you mean my dress?”
“Why, yes; it is a man’s dress I suppose, is it not?”
“Why any more than a woman’s?” she answered rather blankly. “Ah, yes, I actually forgot for a moment whom I was talking to. I see; so it was considered a man’s dress in your day, when the women masqueraded as mermaids. You may think me stupid not to catch your idea more quickly, but I told you I was dull at history. It is now two full generations since women as well as men have worn this dress, and the idea of associating it with men more than women would occur to no one but a professor of history. It strikes us merely as the only natural and convenient solution of the dress necessity, which is essentially the same for both sexes, since their bodily conformation is on the same general lines.”
Edward Bellamy’s Equality (1897)
Gamers are more conservative than the fucking 19th century settler socialists 💀
Lmao calling the deranged bigot a “Professor of history” hahaha
They’re upset that she’s too masculine for… wearing clothes to stay warm, but not because she’s a globetrotting adventurer who fights men, knows bush craft, and can parkour and use weapons
Almost certainly because, while they don’t have women in their lives globetrotting, fighting men, bushcrafting, and parkouring, they’ve all been aggrieved by a women who wore clothes they didn’t like
Are the straights okay
We are not. Send help
We’re here for you. Just listen to the queers and do what we say and you’ll be okay
Hell yea, I never defy the gays*. Part of why I love living in San Francisco. I await further instructions!
(* nor anyone else in the community, phrasing chosen merely for comedic effect)
No it’s okay, the transgender cabal is truly in control of the gays, no clarification required
We wield our power with an army of Blahaj.
those clothes are gay because they’re worn by and belong to a gay (or bi? sam seemed bi but there’s like five different versions of lara) character
Yes it isNuclear hot take: she does not have that shit on fr. I don’t know about about the gender policing (I do and it’s bad) but new Lara had some pretty dank wintery outfits
If you’re going to explore and glorify what you’ve done with the franchise, why not have the protagonist drippy as hell the entire time?
damn she going full neanderthal there, good for her
Lara: returns to tradition
Chuds: no that’s too traditional
Yes (good thing)
Is this made by the Castlevania people? Cause it kinda looks like it and that show has been the pansexually horny action trash I’ve needed in my life and it gave an NES game a show without going off the established rails at all. I’ve never played a tomb raider but if they get it as right as Castlevania it’ll have something for everyone to be aroused by.
Treffy, Sypha, and Alucard are the best bi polycule (big rip to those assassins from earlier, but Alucard was due for another sadboy arc)
Here’s hoping Tomb Raider and the DMC show can live up to the levels of my trash that Castlevania exhibited.
It is absolutely perfect trash to represent the game series. I’m a huge fan of the games until 20 years ago or so when it all went to shit, castlevania 3 is one of my favorite games (play the Japanese version, in an odd inverse it’s the more fair version and is a bit easier than the first game, the classic collection includes.it if you switch the language to Japanese) and aside from no Grant, they really stuck to cannon while expanding only three blank spots. New season was cool with the few.ch revolution but I do miss Dracula.
