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Is… is this him? This looks exactly like him
The mark of a true master of disguise
Koopa Dilbert
the WOKE MORALISTS at the Turtle Club caused this by shunning him
Should… Should I be thinking about how to kill everyone i meet? That seems like a lot of mental load for zero payoff
Yes, but you should also be polite, efficient, and armed with a jar of piss
I’m barely able to remember my wallet and keys in the morning you think I’m prepping a piss jar every day? I could keep it in my car i guess
Keep your jarate in a cool dry place, trunk of the car will cause it to oxidize into something horri-
Actually, yeah go ahead and keep it in the car, that makes it more effective.
This conversation suddenly turned in my favor
you should be gaming it out
“Gaming it out” for new site tagline?
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Lol this is like disco elysium
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I think it is always worth putting a face to the name when men speak about violence.
Dude would crumple like a sack of potatos if a 12 year old hit him. I’ve gamed it out.
Crumple like a sack of potatoes when a woman asks him to clean his room
That’s the face of a torturer if ever I’ve seen one. I can’t imagine him lifting a gun or swinging a bat, but I can easily see him telling me they haff veys of making me talk.
It’s a face that is sadly lacking a hatpin sticking out of it.
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“Woman don’t understand this. We are born with hypervigilance. Only men have the strength and power of will to sit in the back of Denny’s watching the entrance and exits for any potential threats, never a moment to relax. Life is war.”
yes, that is what they responded to.
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Yeah that’s right, I’m a veteran of the war of mentally gaming out wrestling matches with other dudes
Pretty sure you’re just fantasizing about other men
When we see a man, we instinctively see his whole body in our mind, genitals and all, to observe for weak points. Often when viewing a tall formidable opponent I notice I find myself becoming aroused. This is because the human Man must procreate soon after defeating his enemy, at the greatest time of sexual energy and safety. There is no such thing as same-sex attraction, it’s a feminist myth.
once you’ve defeated your foe you should suck the cum out of his lifeless body and sell it to Israel
Every man has an innate sense of whose dick is largest in any given area
Thank you for your service o7
He has more lead flowing through his veins than blood.
you’re just jealous cause it makes the water tasty >:(
He’s the perfect alpha male and women like you don’t understand his hate fuck ideology game theory.
This is what runs through Dilbert’s head as he sits in his fourth meeting of the day.
My man looks like Larry David, but talks like Liam Neeson in Taken.
Look you don’t understand, this is a dude thing. We’re masculine and violent. Which is why we’ve gamed this out to not have violence, because if it gets violent we both lose. I’m a manly man. Don’t make me get violent.
Dude’s acting like the residual trauma and neurosis he has from being stuffed into his locker by every kid bigger than him in high school is some steely seal team six war gaming.
Why is it that when closet MAGA’s go public, they double down on their beliefs, and then their brain seems to rot from the inside out shortly after?
Cause it’s mostly just repackaged self hate that spirals out of control, pretty sad really to see dirty laundry aired out in public, but its also funne.
Agreed. It is funne.
I want Biden to federalize the Texas National Guard so bad.
Now that he says it, this is the exact reason I prefer the company of woman. Most men I got a 5% of killing them before they twist me like a twig. With woman, it’s more like a 20/80 shot I live another day. Hard to argue with the math.
Weird post from a guy, who clearly hasn’t been punched in the face despite of his best attempts
Funniest thing about guys calling for a more violent society, they would be the first ones to literally die
You don’t understand. Dilbert guy is a stone-cold killer. He’d put a bullet in your head and go about his day like he squashed a stinkbug.
