If you see Dianne Feinstein, DO NOT approach it.

If Dianne Feinstein speaks to you or makes nondirected noises, DO NOT listen to it.

If someone has had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein, REPORT them to the nearest military official and DO NOT risk bodily contact even to render first aid.

Californians still within the evacuation zone by 0900 on 30 September 2023 risk indiscriminate military action. Bombardment will continue across the evacuation zone until Dianne Feinstein is once more verified dead at age 90.

  • happybadger [he/him]OP
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    521 year ago

    Any civilian within the evacuation zone after 0900 on 30 September 2023 will be presumed to have had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein. This may result in detention, medical examination, or intentional/unintentional military action against you.

    • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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      361 year ago

      At this point we’re all going to be exposed to Dianne Feinstein and if no one else is going to take precautions I don’t see why I should have to either.

      • happybadger [he/him]OP
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        291 year ago

        If you are exposed to Dianne Feinstein, IMMEDIATELY flee the area. Thoroughly wash all exposed skin. Remove clothing worn at the time and burn it. NOTIFY the nearest military official about exposure.