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  • synae[he/him]
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    81 year ago

    That would not simply be another skirmish in the war on Christmas, but perhaps the beginning of a hot war amongst the holidays

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      161 year ago

      Best part of Halloween is it provides a strong bulwark, a line in the sand past which the Christmas season cannot cross.

      • Orcocracy [comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        Halloween needs to conduct a defensive first strike on November to put an end to the continuing provocation of Christmas’ aggressive expansion across the calendar.

        • Adkml [he/him]
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          71 year ago

          Don’t tell anybody but the apple and pumpkin pies at Thanksgiving are our beachhead. Extending our influence with autumnal fruits and gourds.