I’m partly convinced the worldwide falling birthrate is because these people find gooning to be easier than tricking women into dating them.

Yeah I used to get bullied for being autistic a lot in school. Whenever I’d get into fights I’d always hear, “If someone hits you and you hit them back, that makes you just as guilty.”

Well my wife is autistic too and used to get the same shit plus sexual harassment. There was a “game” some of the boys were playing while she was in school (in the same place Deliverance was filmed) where they would just run up to girls and grab their boobs. Someone did that to her and she beat the living shit out of them and got expelled. The teachers just said, “Boys will be boys,” about all the sexual assault that was going on. But at least she got to leave that piece of shit school and that fuckin guy got his ass kicked by a tiny Mexican girl. She had also thrown a girl down a flight of stairs at that school for calling her a slur for lesbians but apparently that was fine since it was girl on girl violence.

Leaves a pretty big opening for communists to reach the working class by saying, “No hitting back is justified.”

Hey man we hate women and children in every state of our great union!

Cee-Lo is unwinable. Got wasted once and lost like ¥700,000 in Yakuza…

If you have a kid, you should tell them santa doesn’t exist.

But the christmas demon does. The christmas demon is a lot like santa, but instead of milk and cookies, he likes Evan Williams egg nog and brownies made from special weeds and mushrooms.

The christmas demon has an elk skull and horns on his face and a wreath of flowers around his head. He doesn’t care if you’ve been good or bad by social standards; but if you haven’t done your marxist/leninist/maoist/stalinist reading for the year, you get one single dollar in your stocking and a note that says, “Spend it on somethin nice, Kulak.”

I feel like they didn’t need an orbital space laser to take out liberty prime. You could, potentially tie up its feet like an AT-AT, or you could tell it the capitalist paradise doesn’t exist and its head will explode.

They’ll never admit it, but there was a shit load of communism in practice in post WW2 U.S. Because communism is what people do naturally and they always return to it when their local lords have gone broke.

Yeah you’re right I don’t want to catch any of their awful ideas.

Maybe their brains will taste as good as tapioca when the global proletariat revolution happens.

They can’t keep getting away with it!!

I was just doin it for fun

It’s such a nice thing that this fad-chasing serial child brain ruiner got convinced MMA would make him cooler so now his brain is the one being blendered.

Well I guess you can still take like… a boat out of here. The cats will hate it though.

Wait hold up we don’t want to destroy that beautiful part of the world more than fracking companies and on the run pedophiles already have.

I’m thinking more like a bioweapon that only effects humans.

The article could be light on details cause it’s entirely made up.

North Korean “infiltrators” are getting hired at amazon as remote workers to raise money for the DPRK because if their poor and starving state could just get a little money into their evil anti-money communist society then they could build anti-freedom missiles and finally invade the free world.

The DPRK is partnered with China and Russia and they’ve had decades to rebuild after the holocaust. They have more security now than they ever have. Money isn’t the whole point and only way to do shit in the DPRK. Their issues come from a capitalist monarchy belt with a massively widespread reign of influence. Whoever’s idea it was that they need to apply for jobs at Amazon like common USian peasants probably got hired after the cuts to our propaganda department.

Or the mafia. The parasite class is no different.

Agree to disagree there.

You’re gonna say you’d go to a punk show where the lead singer carves I NEED A FIX on his chest and spits at the audience and leave saying they sucked?

Shit man sorry for going off so hard. I’m about to have a kid for the first time in two months so I’m hyper sensitive to stories like Simon Richie’s.

Sorry I like really went off there.

Bud Sid Vicious was introduced to heroin by his mother when he was a kid. He became the most world renowned punk singer without ever knowing how to play an instrument. He wore a shirt with a swastika on it to piss people off. He probably murdered his girlfriend in a suicide pact that he didn’t go through with. He then attempted to throw himself from a window in Riker’s Island after being sexually abused there. Then he either overdosed or his mother staged his own suicide by overdosing him with heroin and faking a letter. At the age of twenty-one.

Sid Vicious was a vulnerable youth who was severely abused from birth by a self-aggrandizing society and was sabotaged by its lack of a welfare system. He was pissed off at everyone and had zero political stance aside from fuck you and fuck me.

Calling Sid Vicious or the Sex Pistols “Nazi Punk” is laughable. Stop trying to get easy dunks on people. This isn’t reddit. He got his name from his friend’s fucking hampster.

Dialectical Materialism motherfucker, do you speak it?