If you have a kid, you should tell them santa doesn’t exist.

But the christmas demon does. The christmas demon is a lot like santa, but instead of milk and cookies, he likes Evan Williams egg nog and brownies made from special weeds and mushrooms.

The christmas demon has an elk skull and horns on his face and a wreath of flowers around his head. He doesn’t care if you’ve been good or bad by social standards; but if you haven’t done your marxist/leninist/maoist/stalinist reading for the year, you get one single dollar in your stocking and a note that says, “Spend it on somethin nice, Kulak.”

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I thought this was a The Santa Clause joke

Not true. Sometimes the state steralises you instead.

I too have played Santa this Christmas.

I have never been Santa but I was the Emperor once

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This post is the truth if you edit it to be about Stalin