Some people collect records, some people collect stamps I have no qualms with these collectors, some I call my friends But there is one collector, these people collect rent I have some qualms with these collectors 'cause landlords can get bent

L-A-N-D-L-O-R-D Me, oh my Camel trying to sneak into a needle’s eye L-A-N-D-L-O-R-D Me, oh my They don’t go to heavеn when they die

Thеre’s no need for a second house, there’s no need for a third And if you tell me otherwise, then you can eat a turd A couple centuries ago when people said, “Eat cake” We’d sever their toxicity and serve it on a plate

L-A-N-D-L-O-R-D Me, oh my Camel trying to sneak into a needle’s eye L-A-N-D-L-O-R-D Me, oh my They don’t go to heaven when they die Oh, no, oh They don’t go to heaven when they die No, they don’t go to heaven when they die Ah, they don’t go to heaven when they die!