MerryJaneDoe [none/use name]

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  • Can’t agree or disagree until you provide your definition of fascism.

    I was taught that fascist states have an authoritarian rule under a dictator, along with control of industry/business.

    While there are many countries which lean towards fascism in some manner or another, they are might be classified as authoritarian, but not necessarily full-blown fascist. Taking your points above, Switzerland ticks many of the boxes. Mandatory military service, special treatment (collaboration with Nazis without significant consequence), etc.

    A country full of war-mongering assholes doesn’t necessarily equate to fascism. (But I do recognize that Israel is in reality a lot closer to fascism than Switzerland ever was!)




  • Why in the pluperfect fuckass would you START with Bad Santa?! WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THIS?!

    And Armegeddon? A Michael Bay movie? Please don’t judge BBT based on this movie. (His role was little more than a glorified cameo, to show off the “star-studded cast”, as was the norm in 90s blockbusters.)

    Maybe take a look at Slingblade. Serious, powerful movie. Then watch Monster’s Ball. A Man Who Wasn’t There.

    Those are his 3 best, IMHO. The rest of his filmography is hit or miss. Personally, I loved some of his fun, popcorn flicks like The Ice Harvest and Pushing Tin.

    But, yeah, looking over his filmography, he really made some poor decisions at the top of his game. Took the paychecks and laughed all the way to the bank. Probably getting with Angie Jolie is what catapulted him into legendary status.








  • “Fuck you, dude, I might have forgotten my badge, but at least I remembered to bring extra clips.”


    “How long do you think it will take your dad to realize we stole his uniforms?”

    “I dunno - but let’s check out the baggage area, maybe we can find some cool shit there.”


    “Oh, man, yeah, that looks like a really nice watch! Hmmm…Rollexx?”


    “So, anyway, when I came back in for my second session, the artist was out of red ink and that was ok because he just worked on the fill for a couple of hours which hurts more than the detail work but it goes faster because he uses an eighteen-needle tip and the ink he uses for black is blacker than the inks you’d normally find here in the States because he sources it from some Mongolian lady who has like some sort of ancient recipe passed down from her great-great-great whatever ancestor who was the first Mongolian tattoo artist ever to ink a Westerner and…”

    ‘OMG, I’m fucking passing out, this boring-ass fuckwit is literally putting me to sleep standing up.’




  • I see a LOT of overthinking in this thread.

    This is a cult of personality. They aren’t playing 3D chess.

    Trump wanted a war. There’s a lot to gain with war, as you listed above. (But also, an important point you missed - Trump’s followers want Armegeddon. He’s been hanging out with fundamental Christian zealots. And if Trump can arrange to drop a nuke on Iran, he’ll be their hero.)

    And it really is that easy. Trump did it because he could get away with it and he stands to gain a lot.


  • Fun fact, Japan’s constitution limits its military force to defensive capabilities only. They get the lion’s share (97%) of their military equipment from the US. Japan has, in recent years, worked towards revising the definition of “defense” to include more offensive weapons, and allocate more money to defense spending.

    So, yeah, vassal - and a good customer, too.