Yes, this person’s original post is sarcasm. Please don’t take it seriously, it’s just a really stupid joke. Thanks.

Is it my fault that I’m flat? Blame my mother 😭
I’m evil for having a modest chest…that sure wasn’t on my bingo card for this year 😂
I’m evil, you can see it from my chest ig 😭

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
    4·
    1 hour ago

    If a girl was AMAB and takes E for years and steadily grows some honkers, is she progressively getting less evil? I mean, they’re natural honkers as God intended so

        • CheesyFoxEnglish
          3·
          2 hours ago

          I mean, small breasts look much more cute and aesthetically pleasing. Big ones tend to look messy without bra support. Plus, as far as i’ve heard, they’re hella uncomfortable. Venus figurine might’ve looked sexy back in the neolithic period, but in post-food-scarcity society i do believe it’s more sexy to be petite

          • ShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
            2·
            1 hour ago

            The key word here is petite. For someone who’s 5’11", that’s so desperately out of reach it makes me wanna cry. But don’t worry, it only makes me depressed…five days of the week out of seven 😭

            Skinny and petite aren’t the same. I am skinny. Everyone tells me. My proportions and my various pics prove that. Still…being petite is fucking goals to me. And so, so unreachable 😔

            • CheesyFoxEnglish
              2·
              51 minutes ago

              “petite” is a broad and subjective term. You seem to use it as a term for some kind of unrealistic beauty standard. All i can say is that unless you’re willing to heavily impair your health for the sake of looks (which… just don’t), you won’t ever look like them t-girls from highly sexualized drawings. Even when you reach the same proportions, it still won’t be the same. Realistically-speaking, you look petite to me. Petite and healthy, which is much better than just petite. You gotta separate reality from idealized fantasies fam.

              • ShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
                1·
                36 minutes ago

                I guess you’re right. I guess I just still keep on hoping…that HRT makes me at least…nice? But…probably not. I didn’t start early and I’m not lucky. I guess it’s time to give up…

                Also side note, please don’t fam me. I really don’t like that.

  • Titanna@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    4·
    6 hours ago

    By that… only atheists are against some specific god, but Big Boob and Smol Breast girlies can be devoted to any god. Time to slap my boobs into plate of Spaghetti! 🍝.

      • fonix232@fedia.io
        10·
        12 hours ago

        Look, if God wanted to talk to you, he would’ve given you yuuuuuge bazongas.

        But be real, do you really wanna talk to an omnipotent, omniscient, narcissistic genocidal maniac who regularly demands absolute conviction then rewards it with hardships you have to overcome to earn his “love”?