The Factory pattern is the most proletarian Gang of Four pattern. Unfortunately, it is nearly always abused by the bourgeoisie and its insistence on the existence of private static void property.
Marx failed to consider the flexibility of a fluent builder API
The factory is not owned by the workers but instead the enterprise java coding bourgorusisierueisie
Java was my first programming language and to this day I can’t program for shit, coincidence?
Y’all talk about wanting to smash the state, or at least let it wither away, and yet you keep building state machines.
My machines have no state. And neither should hexbear
Object orientation? When will you wokies stop making up new sexualities?
Object orientation is just another term for commodity fetishism
I think thats the stuff JD.Vance is into
babe wake up, new side effects just dropped
Classes? Inheritance? Do you have any idea where you are bucko?
Who wants they classussy inherited?
sorry but this is too abstract
OOP THERE IT IS!!!
Sounds like a good time for an Introduction to Objectivist C!







