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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago

It's OOP October get ur classes out we're mutating state

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It's OOP October get ur classes out we're mutating state

Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 days ago
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  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    The Factory pattern is the most proletarian Gang of Four pattern. Unfortunately, it is nearly always abused by the bourgeoisie and its insistence on the existence of private static void property.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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      Marx failed to consider the flexibility of a fluent builder API

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      The factory is not owned by the workers but instead the enterprise java coding bourgorusisierueisie

      • Enjoyer_of_Games [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Java was my first programming language and to this day I can’t program for shit, coincidence?

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    Y’all talk about wanting to smash the state, or at least let it wither away, and yet you keep building state machines.

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      My machines have no state. And neither should hexbear

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    Object orientation? When will you wokies stop making up new sexualities?

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      Object orientation is just another term for commodity fetishism

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        I think thats the stuff JD.Vance is into

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    babe wake up, new side effects just dropped

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    Classes? Inheritance? Do you have any idea where you are bucko?

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      Who wants they classussy inherited?

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        sorry but this is too abstract

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    OOP THERE IT IS!!!

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    Sounds like a good time for an Introduction to Objectivist C!

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