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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Largest adult son demands more blood

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Largest adult son demands more blood

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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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https://nitter.net/SenFettermanPA/status/1714776990589325759

John Fetterman ran on being pro-israel and denies being a socialist.

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  • dannoffs
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    This really puts a hole in my theory that we should always vote for the largest candidate in any election.

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      Dr. Oz would wanted even worse.

      • dannoffs
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        A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally. It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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          Of all the pictures to use for the lead, THIS is what Wikipedia settled on??

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            That picture is the reason I actually submitted my comment. I though it felt a little agro until I saw the thumbnail lol.

          • Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            Boris Yeltsin, drunk, shits his pants as a joke, causing Clinton to laugh.

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              So I was curious so I found the joke. The joke was "before coming here, they news outlets said my meeting with Clinton would be a disaster. Now I can tell you that you’re a disaster’

              Boris is visibly drunk and audibly slurring in the video.

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                Boris is visibly drunk and audibly slurring in the video.

                As expected

                • Deadend [he/him]@hexbear.net
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                  He did so much work to make America not afraid of Russia.

      • NewLeaf@hexbear.net
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        The outcome is the same anyway no matter what fucking ghoul is in office

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        vote who no matter blue

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    Oh. Wow.

    Fuck.

    Kinda didn’t expect him to be a fascist genocidaire.

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      Yeah, every time I think, " Hey, this one seems okay, maybe this is the one that isn’t so bad." I end up learning the lesson over again.

      All Democrats are shit the-democrat

      • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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        all politicians are shit

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    • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      My fascist genocide machine keeps selecting for fascist genocide enjoyers. :freedom-and-democracy:

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    fetterman has always been a labor progressive first while maintaining us-foreign-policyist thought. shit sucks.

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    They DO want to destroy Israel, the thing is that the modern version of Israel is a colonialist project which never should have existed in this form in the first place, and frankly needs to be dissolved if they insist on being the spearhead of American imperialism.

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      and frankly needs to be dissolved if they insist on being the spearhead of American imperialism.

      inshallah hamas is trying their best right now.

      • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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        which is never gonna work since they were created and trained by Israel to begin with

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          doubters gonna doubt. they pulled off a miracle victory already and are still biding their time and laying in ambush. allies are more mobilized for them than ever before, and there’s massive pressure on all arab states to destroy israel. if it’s every going to happen, it’s now, and only because of the brave victory of Hamas

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          It wouldn’t even be close to the first time that colonizers and imperialists funnelled money into a group, thinking they were clever, and then got destroyed by that same group or with the help of that same group.

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    Hamas does not want peace, they want to destroy Israel

    Pretty sure destroying Tel Aviv is a hard prerequisite for peace in the Middle East

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      Tel Aviv is built on the bones of Jaffe. It needs to be liberated and returned the people.

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    Have another stroke, loser.

    • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Joining the war on strokes on the side of strokes

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        My golf game (mini, fuck golf)!

        NOOOOO

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          I’m genuinely pissed off there’s no longer a mini golf course in the town I live

          Thanks Obama

          I guess having fun is illegal now

          • ikilledtheradiostar [comrade/them, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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            Uh, if you like your mini golf course, ya can keep it.

            econony

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              LIES!

              • PeeOnYou [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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                The mini golf mandate will take $600 out of your tax refund the first year you don’t have a mini golf course. Each year after it goes up another $600. You can have a mini golf course for a minimum of $1200 a month but you can’t start playing on the shitty course until you pay the requisite $2500 - $5000 entrance fee on top of that monthly fee.

                Sound good to everyone?

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                  liberalism

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    Social democracy is objectively the moderate wing of fascism.

    stalin-pipe

    True as it ever was. Free healthcare built on the bones of imperial exploitation.-

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      and we don’t even get the healthcare!

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        amerikkka-clap

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    “A ceasefire can only be thought about when the ‘enemy’ is completely destroyed”

    Then what fucking good is a ceasefire then, John?

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      You literally cease firing when every single one of your enemy has been killed.

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    neutralize

    The true heart of an American “progressive”.

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      look, we just have to kill every member of hamas, and everyone who supports hamas in any capacity, and everyone who cares about anyone who supports hamas. then we can talk about a ceasefire. because they want to destroy israel, you see.

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        I think we need to go further actually, we need to kill anyone related to a member of hamas and anyone who has ever known a member of hamas so there’s no chance of them reforming.

        Genocide is something that only happens to people I like

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          look, we just need to kill

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      People preferred him over “Dr.” Oz because Oz is a quack who peddles snake oil on live TV.

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        the governor has been the one vetoing anti-trans bills from the rabidly reactionary pa legislature too and oz promised to open the floodgates

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          Love when lesser of two evils means you are just continually sliding towards final evil. Do you want the slow slide or the fast one?

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      I met him before and he seemed pretty genuine for a politician. But of course he’s an American so, his understanding of the world is absolutely warped. My friend almost hit him at a crosswalk once on the way to a Bernie rally, back when we all had hope we could stall the soul harvesting machine. It’s a good thing tho that he didn’t hit him, since Fetterman is so large he would’ve totaled his car like a moose, and that was his only way of getting to work

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    Had a guy earlier today on twitter tell me Hamas gets billions in funding

    It’s like I’m not even having conversations with people experiencing the same reality

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      Netanyahu actually did send them like a billion dollars through Qatar, lmao

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    Why can’t I live in the timeline where this dipshit is still in the hospital and matt-guerrilla is the one who’s at full health and posting?

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      Who are you referring to with the emoji?

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        matt the other largest adult son

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          I’m sorry, I don’t recognize this person from the image. What is their last name? I’ve never listened to Chapo if they’re from that.

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            Matt Christman. God’s strongest podcaster

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              Yeah, everyone’s other favorite Midwestern oaf

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              Thanks. I hope he recovers fully!

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            Vaush

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              wait did he have a stroke? when was this?

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                  oh damn that sucks

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        He is our big beautiful son and we are very proud of his posts

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          Never stop post maxi

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    We can talk about a ceasefire once we have appeased Khorne

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      Even Khorne would be disgusted by Israel’s conduct, dropping bombs on those who can’t fight back is the actions of a coward and a weakling

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        Imagining the Khornite IOF commander calling off the bombing on preschool because they aren’t warriors yet. Then being executed by the normal officers who are literally more bloodthirsty than a chaos cultist.

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