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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 天前

tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie

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tough choice. toaster strudel or Twinkie

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 天前
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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world
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    Toaster strudel obviously.

    • wjrii@lemmy.world
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      Absolutely. Maybe the “shitpost” part of this is suggesting that it’s in any way a tough choice.

  • orenj [he/they]@leminal.space
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    Strudel and its not even close

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      Nothing comes close to the strudel cum

  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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    12 天前

    Creampie or Backshots?

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      You were the first to interpret the picture correctly

      • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Culture is truly dead

    • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca
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      You recognize the posts of dear Mickey7, I see 😂

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    You’d need to deep fry that twinkie for it to even be close.

    • cattywampas@lemmy.world
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      This comment makes me want to deep fry a toaster strudel.

  • Varesti@lemmy.zip
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  • Skyline969@piefed.ca
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    Wildberry toaster strudel.

    /thread

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    Strudel all day. Twinkies are hot garbage.

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    Semen strudel everyday baby!

  • Zomg@piefed.world
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    Tf? Strudel, baby.

  • rslogix89@lemmy.world
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    What about a twinkle strudel?

  • ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    Can an American please explain what these are like, and why you would have them, over like doughnuts, pastries or other baked goods?

    • wjrii@lemmy.world
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      A twinkie is cream-filled sponge cake sold everywhere, but most bought eaten by boomer and Gen X as kids, or as roadtrip garbage.

      Toaster Strudel is another processed American special, but it’s better. A frozen flaky pocket pastry with a jam of some sort inside, suitable to be “cooked” in a toaster. Unlike “pop tarts” which are more biscuit-like and shelf-stable, you really need the toaster for a toaster strudel, but your efforts will be (modestly) rewarded.

    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Twinkies are like a marshmallow stuffed into a vageuly sticky sweet kitchen sponge. They’re really only good when youre starving and it’s the only thing that looks safe in a nowhere gas station mart, OR deep fried at a county fair…

  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    Neither.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    sandwiches the strudel between two Twinkies and eats both

    • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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      Sandwiches two twinkies between two hot toaster struedels with their glaze, and then smiles in American.

  • quadrant5835@lemmy.zip
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    Dang how did I forget toaster strudel exists

  • jambudz@lemmy.zip
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    Prison

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