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The “more jobs” they are bringing is the reason they’re deporting all the migrant workers.

Have fun being an indentured servant to a plantation owner & get “paid” via a discount on medical bills…

Requiem is the best movie that I’ve only wanted to watch once.

“I was an Alabaster Ibis until Shannon pissed me off…”

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My grandmother & great grandmother said this when I was a kid, but they were from Nebraska.

For two!

You stop eating them when they’re gone, duh!

There are times when you know you should not make a scene. Use this time to plan out in your head the scene you are going to make at a later time.

Someone needs to collect that jackass’s kneecaps…

In the same vein: one of those little magnetic parts tray/bowl things.

I’ve gotten a few of them for free from harbor freight, and they’re perfect for when you have the giant bag of screws and nee to pick out 6 “E’s” and 6 “H’s” for step 7.

Easy platform for pre-orders, all the backend work is done for them.

Same! That one has the Official Nintendo Seal of Approval®, and the magnifying lens was a bigger help than you would think.

Beavis looks pretty good as a woman!

Payback for turning the frogs gay

Keeping the original box makes it easy if you have to mail something, since you don’t have to try and find one it fits in.

Shoes are unregistered vehicles!

“Haha! Good one! …wait, you’re serious!?”

Constitutional amendments are ratified by the states individually, not by Congress.

Zohra-lohra-ding-dong!

The GBA/DS games blur together for me as well, but I remember somewhere in there was where they added in absorbing things from enemies which I loved/hated as a completionist.