whatever seal you opened has just made your badposting addiction worse. we love you and just want to help
And when Hexbear opened the first seal
I saw, I saw the first post. The post, it held a bean
And when Hexbear opened the second seal
I saw, I saw the second post. The post held in a fart
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Yeah, that’s basically why I am so upset
how do i summon you?
idk, i’m guessing you’re a monk!
wololo?
okay but actually
Natural habitat restoration. The bot seeks out really bad posts, like ducks looking for a vernal pond.
Seal of approval
KuroXppi I hope your farts are numerous and as stanky as your heart desires
Uniromically they are both numerous and odorous
The seventh seal (i will make four more seal posts)
KuroXppi, I am interceptiventioning you. I can only hold them off for so long. Your badposting addiction has gotten worse and i want to see this thru to its terrific end. Quickly now, post something silly and/or incomprehensible.
no! it would destroy the fediverse, think about what you’re doing!
Kinda at a loss here what to do, I can’t keep everyone happy
We are all everything, nothing, and beanis. If you post to make beanis happy, everyone else will be happy too
