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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · vor 1 Monat

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KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · vor 1 Monat
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  • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Oh, you think the legume is your ally? You merely adopted the adzuki. I was beaned in the beanis, molded by it. I didn’t see a chickpea until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but bland!

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I was beaned in the beanis

      😳😳

      • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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        BLAM, STRAIGHT IN THE BEANIS

  • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    If I pull that mask off will you die?

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I dunno, probably?

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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        I take it off to eat, and to brush my teeth. But not to kiss my boyfriend the mask stays on

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      It would be extremely painful!

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    The Bean That Broke The Batman’s Back

    Also, I will never forgive Nolan and co. making Bane a white guy with breathing problems

    • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      tbf Joel Schumacher first made Bane a white guy, with speaking problems

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        True

        But for some reason, the Nolan version took off with everyone

        Taking away my favorite Hispanic villain from me

        • ClathrateG [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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          Yeah weird move keeping the grew up in a prison background, but instead of him being a hispanic guy in a prison in some fictional hispanic country, he was a white guy growing up in an Indian? prison

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      I will never stop thanking nolan for making bane a guy with underpants on his face

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Badposter: I am in charge here!

    Bean: Do you feel in charge?


    Badposter: Dumps some shit into badposting, seeing that the mods will likely ban it

    Bean: They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!

    • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Combeansumer Gordon

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Mr Bean im CIA

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    This really says alot about society

  • BioWarfarePosadist [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    No bean cared who I was until I beanis’d the mask.

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