Oh, you think the legume is your ally? You merely adopted the adzuki. I was beaned in the beanis, molded by it. I didn’t see a chickpea until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but bland!
I was beaned in the beanis
😳😳
BLAM, STRAIGHT IN THE BEANIS
If I pull that mask off will you die?
I dunno, probably?
I take it off to eat, and to brush my teeth. But not to kiss my boyfriend the mask stays on
It would be extremely painful!
The Bean That Broke The Batman’s Back
Also, I will never forgive Nolan and co. making Bane a white guy with breathing problems
tbf Joel Schumacher first made Bane a white guy, with speaking problems
True
But for some reason, the Nolan version took off with everyone
Taking away my favorite Hispanic villain from me
Yeah weird move keeping the grew up in a prison background, but instead of him being a hispanic guy in a prison in some fictional hispanic country, he was a white guy growing up in an Indian? prison
I will never stop thanking nolan for making bane a guy with underpants on his face
Badposter: I am in charge here!
Bean: Do you feel in charge?
Badposter: Dumps some shit into badposting, seeing that the mods will likely ban it
Bean: They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
Combeansumer Gordon
Mr Bean im CIA
This really says alot about society
No bean cared who I was until I beanis’d the mask.










