I have issues with Hawaii and Alaska placements on this map.
I feel like this map isn’t just putting them there to show they are part of the country; this map assumes we physically moved the states.
I’m fine with this explanation. Honestly, they should be closer to home anyway.
their stripes should reflect their actual location, not where their insets are in relation to the rest of the map.
And shrunk Alaska and physically moved Mexico…or air-dropped Alaska and Hawaii onto it.
I like the idea of dropping a couple states onto another country.
“Ha! Florida’s your problem now, Germany!”
Put it in eastern Germany with the other right-wingers.
Kansss? Iona?
I’m sorry, do you mean the great state of IONﾍ?
Don’t forget Illlɪiois.
“Fairymandering”
So the white spaces between the states, are they basically like international waters?
Yeah, that’s where we keep all the casinos and black markets.
Hell, yeah. Almost 200,000 square miles dedicated to lawlessness, vice, and anarchy. Sure would make interstate travel more interesting.
With a moat of debauchery surrounding DC. I like it.
that’s the federal land
Why do all the states have different names? Aren’t they all called America now?
Nah, the king simply added America to the pre-existing names since they refuse to assimilate blue states. Cali-merica, Ameriiwai, New Yamerica, Washingamerica, and so on.
Calimerica is actually a cool name, I’ve decided
The audacity of North Carolina to take that sliver of land from Virginia. This will not stand
Look the math is the math.
Wars have been fought over less, and by god, they’re about to again
We should do this just to mess with Europeans. We’ll relate it to the unit circle and claim it’s metric.
They’ll lose their minds hehehOhio can take the upper peninsula from my cold dead hands!
Reigniting the Toledo War!
The U.S. but it got split up in the treaty of Jeopardy.
I fucking respect West Virginia
It is West Virginia
RI the only state that keeps all of its original territory. Nice.
Fuck. I’m still in Texas.
I’m in Colorado now. That seems okay.
Is any part of Illinois actually in Illinois here? Why are we giving our only profitable cities to Maine lol
You think Illinois has got problems? Delaware is in Florida!
I have a geographical bias, all right?
its better
can’t wait to move to Arkansas.
also south Oklahoma is really super far north so they really goofed up there. hyuckhyuck
When pirates move to america - Arrr! Kansas!
