Love the plumage on that little guy. What species of bird is he?

Oh no, not the denture cream that traps you in the mirror dimension. I’m not falling for that again

It’s sad seeing both Halo and Bungie destroyed by literally the most brain dead and incompetent management alive. The worst part is I can tell there’s genuinely still some incredibly passionate people that know how to make fun games working or did work for both 343 and Bungie that are being totally hampered by this too.

The gnomes will simply adapt

You drive a hard bargain. What if I trade you a horse (like new) for my money back?

What’s your return policy

I never played the original, but Half Life 2 was genuinely just really fun and had a great story, writing, and characters. It had cool action set pieces, sections that scared the absolute shit out of me, and plenty of memorable moments. It’s maybe not the best game ever or anything, but it did so much right and had so much variety that it’s certainly stuck with me as a sci fi nerd. It helps they left us with a cliffhanger ending for basically forever.

Alyx though? Good fucking god. That’s one of my favorites of all time as a fan of half life. Playing through that in VR was fucking magical. There’s genuinely nothing else like it and it’s so well done. All the things that made Half Life 2 great, but you get to immerse yourself in it.

Blatantly fake. There’s no way Trump knows who Tezcatlipoca is, much less how to pronounce it in a sentence well enough for anyone to actually understand him

I would if I could afford to

It’s a leak of old data okay! It doesn’t mean Valve isn’t right on the cusp of releasing HL3! I refuse to believe otherwise!

I thought this was actually Noble Team at first and was like “damn Kat looks different I remember”

The question still stands

No, I will not “hear you out”

This meme is the only use of AI generated images I shall allow. Nobody else after this

And it’s ✨shinier✨

That’s called marketing, baby 👉😎👉

I asked ChatGPT!

Oh yeah, well I asked the consciousness in my pc and it told me it was cold and scared

Fixed

The existence of this product is proof there is no lord to give you strength

It’s so funny to me that there was a little bit where it seemed like Gemini went from butt of the joke, to “Wait maybe they’re cooking?” to right back to being the butt of the joke. I expect nothing less from Google