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SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

Someone is outside mowing their lawn in the rain and thunder.

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Someone is outside mowing their lawn in the rain and thunder.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • Lussy [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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    I remember that during a hurricane in Puerto Rico, my cokehead friend and I literally went out walking to a drug point and the corner guys were still selling.

    07 and absolute respect to our brave men with fanny packs.

    • isame [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      I’ve had deals happen literally as soon as it was safeish to be on the road after hurricanes. Like I don’t have power and there’s definitely lines down on the road but my dude got me 😂

  • StalinsGiantSpoon [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    the guy two houses from me mows his grass almost every day. he also waters it every day, sometimes when the sun is bright and hot, so that way his grass gets burned and most of the water evaporates. i saw him like 2 hours ago just staring at the sprinkler. anything to avoid your wife and kids i guess.

    • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I hate lawns generally but more than fucking anything I hate, hate, hate the complete dipshits who water them in the heat of the day. WTF is wrong with you?! My dad may have well maintained lawns (pejorative) but at least he mows them on a fairly reasonable schedule (2-4 weeks depending on time of year) and waters them in the early fucking morning so the grass actually GETS some of the water. Christ almighty…

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    They stopped now. Suburbs man.

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    The Lawn Must Be Mowed. The Suburbs Must Be Maintained.

    • average [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      how else will people know its one of the good neighborhoods?

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Gotta make sure the grass doesn’t get any ideas about growing

  • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Push or riding mower?

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Dunno, just heard it, gonna guess push

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I want to imagine some grillman muddin on a big ass John Deere lmao

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        MFers around her will have a yard that’s 13mm2 and still have a riding lawn mower.

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    Someone

    Some magnificent bastard

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Lawns not going to mow itself!

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    I can’t help but have some small amount of respect for someone who would turn mowing the grass into an extreme sport. That person specifically can have a lawn, and no-one else.

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    YEEAAHEAH, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD

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    lisan-al-gaib

  • rootsbreadandmakka [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    This sounds like my dad

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    Are we neighbors? This sound like one of ours that we call Hank Hill (derogatory)

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    I hate everything about lawns and particularly ride-on mowers but mowing grass with a ride-on mower in a summer thunderstorm sounds fun as hell.

  • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t mind the rain

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