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  • DigDoug@lemmy.worldEnglish
    104·
    12 天前

    “Fighting for custody of his organs” is an incredible turn of phrase. That Ronaldo guy should be a poet or writer.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPEnglish
      25·
      12 天前

      A lot of my friends have very creative idioms and the like. I have a ravenous appetite for things like this

      • m__a__b@lemmy.caEnglish
        13·
        12 天前

        A friend of mine has described an unpleasant bathroom experience as “birthing a hooved animal”. Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

        • ReptilianCleric@lemmy.zipEnglish
          2·
          11 天前

          Once had a friend comment, “have you ever felt like you should apologize to the toilet for what you just did?”

          The look on the host’s face was priceless.

    • ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zipEnglish
      12·
      12 天前

      I had a teacher who would occasionally wear only one sleeve of a sweater. He claimed it was too hot with the whole thing on. Looked weird.

      • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.caEnglish
        9·
        12 天前

        Here you are with a teacher trying to show kids we don’t all have to fit in the same mold, and you call it weird. smh

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orgEnglish
    141·
    12 天前

    You MFers need some fiber in your diet. Otherwise you are gonna end up with a brain aneurysm from pressing so much.

    • Axolotl@feddit.itEnglish
      1·
      11 天前

      IIRC someone once did got one and got in emergency room, after that he became a good artist
      I forgot the name of that man sadly so i can’t share any article, if someone know the name, tell me please

  • sartalon@lemmy.worldEnglish
    8·
    12 天前

    If I think it’s going to be a journey and I’m not in a situation where I don’t care what my shirt looks like (like doing chores on the weekend) but a nice shirt I don’t want to wrinkle more than I need to… shirt’s coming off.

    Sometimes you just need more skin touching air, sometimes it’s the sweat making tattle tale creases.

    Sometimes just need to feel free

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.orgEnglish
    83·
    12 天前

    How does she know about that, though - are they the kind of couple who don’t lock the bathroom when they’re going about their business?

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldEnglish
      118·
      12 天前

      How paranoid do you have to be to lock the bathroom door when you’re poopin’? That only makes sense if you’ve got little kids that don’t yet fully grasp the concept of privacy.

      Even closing the door is unnecessary with close family. Besides, the cats like to hang out while I’m doing business.

      • rumschlumpel@feddit.orgEnglish
        142·
        12 天前

        Yuck, who wants to have poop smell in the rest of the house/apartment?

        Locking the door is the quick and easy way to signal that the room is occupied, knocking and/or asking and waiting for an answer would invariably take longer and create uncomfortable situations whenever someone doesn’t remember or doesn’t have the patience to wait for the answer or is just visiting and assuming that everyone locks the door when they use the bathroom.

        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldEnglish
          66·
          12 天前

          Does your bathroom not have a fan?

          A person visibly sitting on a toilet is an even clearer signal, though.

          Anyway, the smell signals the cats that it’s time to hang out in the bathroom.

          • rumschlumpel@feddit.orgEnglish
            72·
            12 天前

            It does in fact not have a fan, and frankly I doubt that a would keep the smell completely out of the hallway if you leave the door open.

            The cat can get fucked.

            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldEnglish
              32·
              12 天前

              Don’t fuck cats. That’s nasty.

              Not even a window in the bathroom? That’s also nasty. In my country, bathrooms are required to be ventilated.

              Also, most shits shouldn’t reek so much the odor fills multiple rooms. That’s a separate issue.

              • rumschlumpel@feddit.orgEnglish
                51·
                12 天前

                Depending on the direction of wind, an open window might blow the poop smell into the rest of the house/apartment even harder. Just close the damn door FFS.

          • AzuranAurora@piefed.caEnglish
            51·
            12 天前

            I live in a 60 year old apartment building, there is very much not an exhaust fan. The smell radiates throughout the apartment if you don’t close the door.

              • AzuranAurora@piefed.caEnglish
                31·
                11 天前

                There is no windows and no fans in the bathroom in any of the units here, and every apartment I’ve lived in over the years didn’t have them either. It doesn’t appear to be a code violation here, though the codes may differ between houses and apartment buildings.

      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.socialEnglish
        91·
        12 天前

        I lock the door out of habit any time I’m in there, even if I’m home alone and just shaving my face or something.

      • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.chEnglish
        12·
        12 天前

        People literally walk in if you don’t lock it despite obvious signs like the light underneath the door.

    • Ephera@lemmy.mlEnglish
      2·
      12 天前

      I assume that he took the shirt off as he was walking out the room, before goimg into the bathroom…

  • Saahrimei@lemmy.zipEnglish
    5·
    11 天前

    I misread “shirt” as “shift,” and I was like, “damn, 8h to take a shit? What was he eating?” lol

  • scytale@piefed.zipEnglish
    5·
    12 天前

    I first read that as “took his entire shift off” and thought yeah that’s not normal. Way worse than just taking your shirt off.