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AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

The only way to end the male loneliness crisis is through societal wide bimbofication

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The only way to end the male loneliness crisis is through societal wide bimbofication

AssortedBiscuits [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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    All men must report to a bimbofication center within the next 48 hours

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      they already do. the slings in all the bath house, sex clubs, and back rooms are maximum capacity with community bottoms with their legs up in the air and mouths wide open waiting – but, consistently, there are only a handful of tops keeping them busy. lol

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I wouldn’t mind being lonely but hot thonk

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      IDK. As it is I can tell myself that people don’t like being around me because I’m a horrible greasy gremlin. I think it would be worse to KNOW that people don’t like me because of my personality.

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.netBanneddeleted by creator
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        i know people don’t like me because of my personality but it’s fine, the feeling is mutual

      • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Relatedly, I recently had a horrifying revelation that women check me out pretty regularly.

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          I wouldn’t mind being lonely but hot

          doesn’t that solve your problem?

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            I won’t be logicked out of getting bimbofied.

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    The quote is usually taken out of context to support crippling neoliberal economic policies, but when Margaret Thatcher said “there is no alternative” she was actually referring to mass bimbofication.

    Read the whole speech.

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    hello? excuse me? I think you posted on the wrong community, this is a place ONLY for bad posts brow

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      looking in to it

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    Loading up my grandpa’s old cropduster with raw Airborne Bimbofication Virus and flying straight at city hall

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      Suddenly the reactionaries adopt Morawska, Milton, et al’s findings on aerosol spread and start wearing N95s and installing HEPA filters everywhere

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    remember folks if everyone is a slut then nobody’s a slut. it’s time to solve shame, you know what to do

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    so they all become transbian bimbos?

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    the thing about estrogen in the burgers but it’s real this time

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